The Hokey Pokey

 
            Oh, so THAT’S what it’s all about.

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Charm Bracelets

I found a charm bracelet which my aunt had given me as a child.  As I fingered each charm, a horse, a Mexican sombrero, the Calgary Tower, I remembered stories, trips and experiences we’d shared.  My aunt, who passed away when I was 18, was very special to me. The bracelet was full of reminders of both her [...]

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Flu

At the intersection of flu and long weekend is SUCKS!  On the upside, if called upon by a male barbershop quartet in need of a baritone, we’re in business. 

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Spam

Wow.  Even my spam is insulting me now.  “You look stupid, (insert my name),” the subject line read.   I wanted to respond but would have only set myself up for more spam.  Who the heck replies to insulting spam anyway?  Wouldn’t these anonymous people get further by telling me I’m the best lover or at least adequate?  [...]

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Make-work Projects

Yesterday morning, a city crew in orange bibs blocked off our street with barricades, preparing to “work”.  Over the course of 12 hours, I watched as in assembly line fashion, a group of men first dug into the boulevard with a powerful machine that easily and quickly gouged out a hole.  Step two was to place the [...]

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“Menopause”

…another synonym for divorce?

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Individuality

Individuality is a lonely road despite the fact it has “duality” in it.

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Fussy Eaters

The secret to pleasing fussy eaters is finding their favourite sauces.

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Pop ‘n Lock

The dance craze “poppin’ and lockin’ “,  I do every morning, although unitentionally.  Hip hop?  Oh, yeah, that sometimes happens, too.
 
 

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A-holes

 
 
 
 
Everyone says we should fumigate for bugs; I say we should fumigate for A-holes!
 
 

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